How do you know you're staying too long in a hotel?

1) All breakfast waitresses know you.
2) Everyone knows the room you stay in.
3) They do not need to ask if you want tea or coffee. They know.
4) Waitresses suddenly become interested in visiting Singapore.
5) Chocolates are delivered to your room because they know u love them.

Stopping here, cos my fav number is 5. Westin, what can I say.