Middleman

I hate being middleman. Things dun work out on either side n u get the blame. Shit happens at work. But why do i hv to be there when it happens? My secretary's asking me to go sydney for 2 weeks from next monday onwards. Fae's going there for work, so i've got free accomodation. Anyway, i've got so many ex-colleagues there i dun exactly hv a problem with that. But i've gotta work. Work. Shit.