Life of a Left-hander Travelling With Only a Right Hand

I just feel so helpless (and embarrassed) when:
1. I can't fill up the customs forms (3 for China).
2. I can't put the muffs on the earphones.
3. I can't tear the plastic containing cutlery, sugar or creamer.
4. I can't cut the chicken.
5. I can't tear up the ice-cream cone paper.
6. I can't open the cheese and crackers.
7. I delayed the x-ray queue at the airport when I had to offload and reload my laptop.
8. I spilt the orange juice while trying to open the tray table and hold the cup at the same time.
9. I can't wear most of my clothes.
10. I can't tie my shoelaces.

Yet, thank God I still have one hand to type all my grievances on this blog!