champion chen in the house Hong Kong

i was put through a dinner session with her 3 other boring colleagues on Monday night. i was impressed with my ability to just focus on the food and nothing else. just one dinner with them i could immediately tell that they have something going on...it's the office politics thing you know. the guy has like totally no EQ and it's so obvious that no one likes him...so sad. it's amazing how these mediocre people can land themselves in a job like that...living in luxurious hotels and eating good food on company's expenses everyday. i seriously wouldn't mind a job like this.

and so we went SOGO to look for prune juice cos as we all know esther has a history of extreme constipation problems...more importantly it's because i don't want her to use her accumulated shit as an excuse for her protruding lower abdominen.. esther, living in denial is not good for you. unfortunately we couldn't find any so we got ourselves some yucky vegetable juice that is supposedly full of fibre. then she managed to poop, or so she claims...which is a huge achievement that calls for celebration really.

ok, enough of all the shit, literally.

oh did i forget to mention that she bought some Godiva chocolates and charged it to company bill as food expense?!?! win liao. haha but i'm not complaining since i am going to finish eating them before she even realises it.

we woke up at like 615am to go to the pool so that i can teach her how to swim the frog style properly. well, i would say she's not too bad for a beginner...just that she looked more like a beached whale than a frog in the water. HAHAHA. shit she's so going to kill me. lol.

la la la...

and it's more food, desserts, food, desserts for the rest of my trip!!

yes it's champion chen in the house! guest blogging here due to overwhelming requests by who else..but myself. :P