The clown

Fae messaged me to wear the white suit with the black tube, the new pink shoes, stockings n pink lipstick. I wore accordingly, except for the lipstick cos i wasn't too sure what her pink meant. Guess what? I was definitely not oversensitive, but EVERYONE was staring at me. I'm serious. I went to this client's place in woodlands and people from the IT, Accounts to the production staff stared at me! It's not look, but stare, that's why I know.

I went back to office in the late afternoon to complain to Fae. While waiting for her, my secretary walked past me, stopped and stared for a long time before bursting out laughing. I bet she messaged other people cos my other colleagues started pacing up and down next to me. SHUCKS!! Fae didn't come back till an hour later. When she saw me, she had the answer. She screamed at me "How can you wear the black stockings from UK??" ... oh my gosh, I thought that the stockings were bought by an angel, so it would never go wrong? So she asked me to take them off immediately and helped me out with the lipstick combo. She was laughing her head off thinking that I walked the whole day with my UK stockings. Oh man.. I feel like a clown! She said no wonder everyone was staring at me.. I'm such a goon. She decided that next time, she has to get down to the details, saying that she meant beige translucent stockings and not leave it up to me to think.

I still can't get over it..