Dumb blonde strikes again

She: So what are you doing for the Dec holidays?
Me: I just bought air tickets to Spain on impulse.
She: Oh, are tickets from "Impulse" cheaper? I didn't know there's a impulse.com (she was thinking of groupon equivalent)
Me: Well, impulse purchases may not necessarily be cheaper...
She: Never mind, let me google it and see if they have other cheap tickets.
I was speechless.

Scenario 2: Trying to convince colleague on diet to eat nasi lemak
She: Eh u should eat the nasi lemak, the chilli is really good!
He: No lah, I'm on diet, don't want to eat too much.
She: But you won't be fat cos it's really spicy n hot. U will perspire when u eat this so no need to worry.
Me: Hmm... Indian food is spicy too, n they are generally not skinny...
She: Oh yeah hor!