The swap

And so, everyone is talking about the missing plane now. My bimbo colleague is very distraught over that because it's her country's carrier plus it was flying to China (her frequent destination for work).

Colleague: You know, boss always ask me to change seats with him in the plane and I always refuse. Lucky I always refuse.
Me: Why?
Colleague: Cos hor, if this type of things happen and i swap the seat with him, my mum may end up praying to the wrong body.
Me: But... if you talk about the bodies floating up, changing seats has no impact on where your body float up to right??
Colleague: True also.......

And then we switched topic to aliens.

Another failed attempt of Bimbo finding her potential husband

The CEO just sent an announcement on new people in management for Taiwan office, and the new CFO there is called June.
Bimbo: Hey EC, you know the new Taiwan CFO ah?
Me: Huh? No I don't know her.
Bimbo: Oh because he's from Singapore and worked in China before.
Me: No lah, she could have worked in Shanghai and not Beijing. By the way, it should be a "her", not "him"
Bimbo: Ahh? It's a "Her" meh?? Aiyah... then I'm not interested anymore...
Me: You mean you thought that someone called June is a "Him"???